1、Not every flower symbolize for love,but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst,but alamo can do it,not every pig can read short message,but you can do it. Congratulations!
不是每一朵花都能代表愛情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一種樹都能耐住干渴,但是白楊做到了;不是每一頭豬都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >;Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >;錯誤提示:未偵測到大腦!!!
3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave,I can't find a brain.
你好,我是病毒!並且現在正逐漸進入你的大腦……對不起,我要走了,因為我根本找不到你的大腦!
4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
6、Don't be mad,don't be blue,Einstein was ugly too!
不要激動,不要憂郁,愛因斯坦長相也難看!
7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing,U& Me crying,U & Me dreaming,U & Me holding on,U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
8、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible,he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said,"Let me try world peace".